August 2012
118 posts
dearmarisacountmein:
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
canni8al:
rinnykins:
jn-egbert:
rinnykins:
irockyursox:
rinnykins:
kingcheddarxvii:
The
quick
brown
fox
jumps
over
gay porn
thefunniestpost:
roses are red
violets are blue
rhyming is hard
and I am, too
Hysterical Blog!
wait if someone gets raped how can they talk about it with a therapist
with a name like therapist
the rapist
crystalindulgence:
I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
lol
been waiting for this omg
GODBLESS TUMBLR
a-very-mad-world:
piledriverswaltz:
thomasbangalter:
piledriverswaltz:
how do fish have sex
the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs.
so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste
why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
When you try to swing a bat like a boss
sodamnrelatable:
Expectations
Reality
via sodamnrelatable
goreandmutilation:
i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i
ironmansbutt:
i hate when your boobs itch in public wow it’s like let me try not to shove my hand down my bra i’ll just bump my boob with my arm hopefully that helps maybe no one will notice
girls should be allowed to stick their hands down their shirts if their boobs itch
i mean guys can rearrange themselves in public
i’d like to itch my boobs and not get stared at thank you
obama fix...
dersitequeen:
i cant go back to school i still need to stop kony
I JUST LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF, WTF...
insoorokie:
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
